kittykittyme:

watchthelightfade:

too-ticki:

Percy, calm the fuck down  (x)

mary shelley: hey, you wanna go grab a burger king?
me, percy shelley: Good morning, are you perchance tempted to acquire a Meaty Sandwich Royal?

The original “me, an intellectual” meme

bittymoonbear:

loveandddrevenge:

are tea bombs the new thing

I really hope so

splittercore:

BORN TO ISOLATE
WORLD IS A SCARY
Avoid Em All 1989
I am anxious man
410,757,864,530 CANCELLED PLANS

sparrf:

i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they all just live peacefully and groom eachother instead of fighting and killing eachother and its been generations of that, it only took 1 wipeout of the aggressive males to change the whole social order of the species i am crying they must be so much happier

borderline–feline:

me: sees interaction between fp and someone else

bpd: ’,:-)

me: do not

blonde-vulcan:

lowoncliches:

zellah7:

bye i love this

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

bestofpokemongo:

I think I stumbled upon some kind of sacrifice 

nelzthedon:

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

c2oh:

im having such a hard time finding tumblr themes lmao. im so blind pls…make the posts bigger.

driflloon:

me dying n seeing my life flash before my eyes: ….she’s just like…so dumb

evilrick:

evilrick:

I love all 5 of my followers tbh

the gangs all here

the-laissez-pharaoh:

Every time I think I’ve seen “the most 2016 headline ever”, they somehow manage to top themselves.